Sukkot Jokes, giggles and one-liners
The landlord disagreed and immediately took the case to court.
In court, the landlord argued that the sukkah was unsightly, against the terms of the lease, and was a fire hazard. Moishe argued his religious rights. The judge, who happened to be Jewish, listened patiently and then offered his verdict.
“I agree with the landlord in this case, and I therefore rule that you have eight days to take down your hut.”
Sukkot 1957 - Elvis Presley had been on a visit to Israel. He was fascinated by all the booths he saw and by the religious men waving their lulavim and etrogim. When he got back to the U.S.A. he told Tom Parker, his manager, how wonderful his trip had been. Inspired by it all he sat down and wrote the top hit - "I'm all shook up".
The Cohen family were very conscientious and were all about re-cycling. They had special bins for paper, glass and organic waste. One day after Sukkot the Cohen children got all excited as their parents gave them a gift. They fought to tear off the wrapping and couldn't wait to open the box. Soon their new toy was revealed - Mr. Etrog Head.
Sukkot - Dr. Seuss Style
You can build it very small
You can build it very tall
You can build it very large
You can build it on a barge
You can build it on a ship
Or on a roof but please don't slip
You can build it in an alley
You shouldn't build it in a valley
You can build it on a wagon
You can build it on a dragon
You can make the s'chach of wood
Would you, could you, yes you should
Make the s'chach from leaves of tree
You shouldn't bend it at the knee
Build your Sukkah tall or short
No Sukkah is built in the Temple Court
You can build it somewhat soon
You cannot build it in the month of June
If your Sukkah is well made
You'll have the right amount of shade
You can build it very wide
You cannot build it on its side
Build if your name is Jim
Or Bob or Sam or even Tim
Build it if your name is Sue
Do you build it, yes you do!
From the Sukkah you can roam
But you should treat it as your home
You can invite some special guests
Don't stay in it if there are pests
You can sleep upon some rugs
Don't you build it where there's bugs
In the Sukkah you should sit
And eat and drink but never...
If in the Sukk ah it should rain
To stay there would be such a pain
And if it should be very cold
Stay there only if you're bold
So build a Sukkah one and all
Make it large or make it small
Sukkah rules are short and snappy
Enjoy Sukkos, rejoice be happy